Meet the ranters!

FrillyShirtCyberman Watches too much telly, hopes he were british and likes plimsolls (rare, not well done). Probably will end up as another hobo with an amusing sign or playing tricks on silly gringos at the beaches of Cancun.

NoisyBishop Has 800+ cds, tries to play guitar and wishes he were a music journalist. Too bad he doesn’t have the skills. He’s a bit of a ladykiller as of late…but don’t worry, the police will get a few anonymous calls.

I might be Elvis Got some brain damage while trainspotting at Metro Candelaria. He’s died at least 5 times, but he always gets better. Too bad he found this place. Somebody, please, take him away!

HomoRodans Still believes in rock en español, paints like there’s no tomorrow and will make The Cult of Jodorowski a reality soon… ABASE YOURSELF, FOOLISH MINIONS! In the meantime, he sings for Lumiere and has a solo project that might render some cool ditties soon (ish).

Emma Ai Is quite nice in real life. But please, stop harassing her, ok? Fools! She enjoys music to bang your head with, alcohol and really thinks that Coke is an acid that will try to destroy her lovely vocal chords. She doesn’t believe on the Zodiac, but might tell you her sign in exchange of some Mango Boing.

OgoWanKenobi will dominate the world… as soon as he finishes “Hulk: Total Destruction”. He lives on a sweet flat overseeing his latest conquest.

Orestes Is just a possessed plush cow doing the biding of an unknown entity.