Daaaaa-aaaaamn! #2

Hello, hello, hello… since our co-editors haven’t done squat over the last month, I decided to make another of these little gems, just for you, that’s how much I care abouts you, yo!!

Anyhoo, while Frilly and Noisy elope into a dark place in Europe, yours truly has to keep up the place for a bit, give some maintenance and get some linkies ready for the rest of the people around… While this is a great job and gets me some action on the weekends, it makes me read stuff that really makes my blood boil.

But fret not, my dear readers, because I lowers me blood pressures with the simplestest, easiestest wayest to do it: MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF COFFEE!!

Yes, lovely ladies and grooming gents, I have been drinking coffee since I was a baby. Heck, they even say I was conceived under a coffee tree (or under the influence of a coffee rush, your choice), so I have a weak spot for the Brew o’Beans that has that great smell.

Sadly, we gotta accept that all good things get over hyped, packed and ready to be consumed. Since I didn’t have any lovely java in my house, I popped around the local Starbucks and gots meself an artery clogging mocha with a shot of raspberry. There I was, reading the newspaper, sipping on my coffee and throwing darts at nearby cats, when allovasuddan BICKETY BAM!

“Starbucks wastes 23 million litres of water per day“

So yeah, I spritzed the coffee all over some old ladies, mentos and diet coke style and ran towards my computer, googled and there it was. Supposedly they keep a cold tap running so bacteria won’t accumulate on the faucets.

OK, how about buying a dishwasher? Sure, they use a lot of water (15 litres according to The Guardian , 4 to 6 gallons according to Energy Star), but it’s better than leaving the motherflippin’ tap running all day while some folksy music destroys the background.

Seriously, Starbucks, wasting water and Elliot Smith don’t mix. Oh, and if I ever see that fukkin’ Paul McCartney album in any of your stores, I’m accusing you to the UN for audio pollution.

So yeah, you get a Chris Tucker yell from me:

Tags: Starbucks, waste not want not